But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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