You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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