Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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