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• (815): View more from Illinois

  my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"

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• (845): View more from New York

  My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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• (+90): View more from Turkey

  Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.

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  shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry

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• (415): View more from California

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?

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  Do you have any forwarding contact info?

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• (760): View more from California

  I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle

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• (818): View more from California

  I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.

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