I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.