Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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