Please don't use social media to get back at me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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