How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
