I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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