Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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