Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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