so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
