Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
