You work out of a Hotel?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My dick has a subreddit
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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