I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
not ubering you a puppy
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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