We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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