Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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