Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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