You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
