That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Someone came in the potted fern
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
