i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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