You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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