Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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