That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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