before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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