You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Bring me that man meat
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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