I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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