I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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