I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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