Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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