Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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