Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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