just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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