Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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