I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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