I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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