I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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