i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boobs speak an international language.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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