your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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