just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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