Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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