Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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