She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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