Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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