i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
BRING THE BAGELS
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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