I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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