thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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