how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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