Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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