Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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