did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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