im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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