at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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