I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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