I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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