I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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